It’s December.

December 3, 2009

Yeah. This blog has snow!!!

Well.

December is always a month where I’ll go broke. Suddenly, all the savings I had will just disappear.

Those months of savings.

And December will be a month where I’ll receive presents.

James Kwan will be giving his present to me. His Christmas Hamper. Previously, he called it the Holiday Package. I think Miss Lim Shi Ying will be quite familiar with this term.

And December will be a busy month for me. RTs, which can’t hold a candle to my cycling regime. My cycling regime is more siong that those RTs. But since there’s free money, why not?

Driving lessons, which I hope to clear it as soon as possible.

But then even if I had to take that test in March, I’ll still fine with it.

New rule says that Class 3 and Class 4 parking will be without poles from now on.

Heng ar. I’ve cleared both.

Heng ar. Class 5 no need to do parking.

But not heng ar. Because assignments are coming in. Once I’ve completed this assignment, the next thing I know is that the next assignment is coming up.

Well. Who ask me to be a student?

I’m going to be so busy this month.

But I still want to find time to cycle to Labrador Park, spend some time staring into the sea, listening to Jay Chou’s emo songs. I call this my personal time.

It’s been a long long time since I last did that.


What a Monday it is going to be!

November 29, 2009

Tomorrow I have a FM test. Which I barely studied for it.

Well. I’ve read through my notes, jotted down all the formulae and pray hard that NPV will come out tomorrow.

Tomorrow I have a night lecture. So basically, I will be in school the whole freaking day. From 8.30am all the way until who knows? I might just leave school at 12am.

It’s 8.30am to 11.30am lecture for FM tomorrow. And this test, which will be held during the lecture.

Which I only know bits and pieces. Well. Miracles do happen.

My next lecture starts at 7pm. So it’s a 7 hour 30 min break in between.

And you’ve guessed it.

It’s James Kwan’s lecture. And he likes to extend his lecture. And being the last class of the day, who knows he might just decide to talk for another 3 hours more.

And there’s a possibility that his FR test will be held tomorrow night too. Or maybe the next day during his lecture again at 8.30am.

Yeah. It’s 2 James Kwan’s lectures in a row. Just within the span of 12 hours. Now nice.

I don’t know what time I’ll reach home tomorrow. I’ll just bring along some extra cash just in case I miss the last bus home. This way, I’ll still have some cash to take a cab home.

Oh. What an exciting Monday it’s going to be!

Edit @ 1.16am, 7 December 2009:

Hi! Next time during FM class say hi leh.


Ventriloquist.

November 27, 2009

This is a very chim word.

But being a ventriloquist isn’t easy at all.

Anyway. That’s a cute skeleton. Hahaha.

Silence! I’ll kill you!


Song of the Week

November 25, 2009

寂寞,好了

歌手:蔡旻佑

拼命的奢望 闷坏的胸口让我
想大声的呐喊
我努力不放 你冷淡 你让分手就这样
我连做梦也感觉受伤

一年过了 还是一天 计算着慌张
计程车上的音响 我们最爱的情歌
这一刻却重重击破思念的心脏

夜深了我怎么办 寂寞了谁在身旁
心情变得好复杂 想她 念她 恨她
一个人你害怕吗 细数过满天星光
说好永远不分开 多假 多假 多假
让记忆长出翅膀飞翔
心放空了 寂寞好了

坚强外表下 我脆弱情人节开始失常
别人庆祝我却很失落
秋天过了 冬天漫长 欢愉而感伤
我们天真的勇敢 我们追求的梦想
舍不得也只能收藏旅行的时光

夜深了我怎么办 寂寞了谁在身旁
心情变得好复杂 想她 念她 恨她
一个人你害怕吗 细数过满天星光
说好永远不分开 多假 多假 多假
让记忆长出翅膀飞翔
心放空了 寂寞好了

寂寞感冒全都可以好的
爱多甜 伤多痛 都释放

夜深了我怎么办 寂寞了谁在身旁
心情变得好复杂 想她 念她 恨她
一个人你害怕吗 细数过满天星光
说好永远不分开 多假 多假 多假
让记忆长出翅膀飞翔
没有你 心放空了 寂寞好了


One last stretch. For now.

November 19, 2009

I know I haven’t been blogging diligently for quite some time.

I do hereby apologise to those avid readers of my blog.

I’m currently busy with my FR assignment. At least must do a swee swee one for Jamesy Kwan.

Maybe when he reads my assignment, he might just be happening to be munching on his potato chips. And maybe my assignment can make him choke on his chips, and make him so excited in reading my assignment further. Maybe until the end, he might just be so touched and cry.

Muahahaha.

I realised that it is contrasting to the Ah Seow now and the Ah Seow last year. Last year I would heck all the tests, assignments and lecture notes.

The moment I reach home, it will be sleep, or dramas and slack.

I can’t believe I’m actually so hardworking now. Probably because of the last minute studying last year that got me slashed during the exams.

Thank goodness I only failed one stupid module by the name of Principles of Banking and Finance. But alas! It could have been worse.

Somehow I can find the motivation to study now.

Actually, it’s always within me. Just that I succumbed to temptations.

Now, my mind is relatively focused. I want to graduate with a good degree, get a good job so that I can support my future wife.

After all, that’s a guy’s duty. I want my wife to have good life. Even if I have to work harder just because of that.

Anyway.

Tomorrow is one wasted day, thanks to this stupid SAF Battalion Day, which I tried to defer but in vain.

I could have completed my masterpiece which James Kwan yearns to see by tomorrow.

But I guess I had to complete it over the weekends.

I shall announce to the whole world when I finished my FR masterpiece.

Hopefully by this Sunday.

This final stretch of FR. Got to clear it so that I can start on other things.

Cheong ah~!!!

By the way.

Happy birthday to Ah Pong~!!


My friend looks like someone famous.

November 16, 2009

I was watching 娱乐百分百 today.

And that episode was 百分百娱乐王, which is something like a gameshow where there are contestants.

And one of the contestants. He is a famous guy. He is from a boyband. He is the lead singer of that boyband. Girls will go gaga over him. But so sorry to break those girls’ hearts, he is married and he is a dad now.

And as I was watching that show, I suddenly realised I have a friend who looks like him!!!

Here goes…

yonghui vs 阿弟

I couldn’t really find a lot of pictures of 阿弟. Maybe you guys will need to imagine 阿弟 smiling.

I seriously think that Yonghui has a striking resemblance to 阿弟.

Now perhaps we have to find another 3 more so that we can form a boyband for Yonghui.

LOL~!!!

Edit @ 12.05am, 18 November 2009:

Yonghui, don’t think lowly of yourself leh. You look great lah. At least better than me.


Similarities between life in the kitchen and life in SAF.

November 14, 2009

Before I start, Jeremy just sacked his boss again. He will be working for his 3rd boss in 3 months this coming Monday.

I guess this path has never been very smooth-sailing for him yet. His 1st 2 bosses are bossy and bossed him around. Let’s hope his 3rd boss will not be like that.

I guess you guys know his experience for his 1st boss.

If you don’t know, go and ask him.

As for his experience with his 2nd boss, yesterday he told us his story.

His 2nd boss resembles his OC and my that-good-for-nothing-and-bald OC.

Those kind where you slog your guts out for him and he didn’t even thank you for it and still gives you that kind of face.

Those kind where you are so tired and you want to go home and he still gives you work to do while he goes back home and slack, probably still thinking of ways of how to tekan you.

I wonder why such people exist.

I realised that kitchen life and SAF life is of not much difference.

In the kitchen, there are ranks. Like executive chef, chef-de-parte, chef-de-cuisine, sous chef and whatever small cooks available to be whacked.

There isn’t a need to elaborate about the rank system in SAF. You and I know way better.

And those up there boss those who are below them, and the bossing parts get passed down from the top to the bottom and the bottom will always suffer.

And along the way, there are some incompetent people who boss you even though they themselves are small fries. And sometimes it’s their fault that resulted in the bossing, but they are able to shift the blames to people who aren’t exactly involved.

In the end, they get away with it.

We see tons of those kind of things in SAF. That’s life in the kitchen.

Those people deserve to have their heads dunked in a wok of hot oil.

And there are people who order you around while they themselves do nothing. And there are people who push their work to you while they slack in one corner. And there are some people who act blur and do those easy stuff like washing the plates when they are supposed to cook dishes.

But of course, there are harkworking people who tahan all these nonsense that happened to them.

Sometimes, they should learn how to defend themselves.

Moreover, tempers usually flare in the kitchen because it can make someone really go mad when you are working for long hours in there and as you know, it’s very hot and stuffy in there too.

And to think that there are such idiotic people who get in your nerves only makes things worse.

You know, there are knives, blenders, fryers, big ovens and whatever tools and gadgets in the kitchen. If someone really drives another guy nuts, he might be poked by the knives, get massaged by the blenders, have their hair permed by the fryers and go for a spa in the oven.

Well.

Moral of the story. Be a good man, be cooperative, and treat others the way you want to be treated by others. You happy, I happy, isn’t that making the world a better place?

Those people are simply asking for it.

And also.

I believe that during our NSF days. After being stuck in camp for the weekdays, always seeing guys around, natually you will feel so deprived and you will just want to sit and Orchard Road after you book out and just look at girls.

Yesterday, Desmond and Jeremy were doing that at Holland Village. Luis isn’t interested in any girls other than the one he has, I had my back facing the pavement, and Best Bud Woo was simply saying those girls aren’t up to standard, probably because he is more interested in aunties.

Imagine beeing cooped up in the kitchen the whole day, and after a day’s of work, you just want to go home and sleep. Where got time for eye candies? Moreover, there aren’t any girls in the kitchen.

So Jeremy was looking at girls while eating, talking, drinking, walking and even driving, when a girl crossed the road, resulting him in a missed opportunity to make a right turn.

I totally understand how he feels, and understand why he was looking at girls up to that extent.

And as a chio girl walks past, he became so excited, just like what a 5-year-old kid will do when he sees a toy he likes.

As for Desmond.

I couldn’t really understand why he was also acting this way because NUS has tons of girls, probably comes in all shapes and sizes just like what I see in school.

Well.

Maybe that’s the reason why he’s called ah pek. Ti ko pek. Ah pek so that it has a little more 亲切感.

Muahahaha.

Maybe the both of them should really come to SIM to talk a walk.

It’s practically like a fashion show in there. And the models come in all shapes and sizes as well.

Edit @ 2.18pm, 17 November 2009:

Shihui, I was talking about SAF, not SIM leh.


Shameless.

November 11, 2009

I’m back~!!!

Finally left with one final FR essay to go. Finally found the time to blog.

I wanted to talk about the Fuhua report-book-collection-cum-parents-meeting-session.

My cousin went back to school last Friday with her parent (my aunt) to collect report book.

By the way, my cousin got an A1 for her Maths. Thanks to me.

Muahaha.

But since her previous CAs were so lousy, overall mark was just a maringal A1. 75.5 marks.

And later in the evening, I asked the elder cousin about the younger cousin’s marks. She said L1R5 18 points.

Not bad wor. Same as my Sec 1 grades.

And she added that the younger cousin was scolded for flaming someone in her blog.

It set me wondering. Scolded by who?

Nah. Not by her mum (my aunt).

By the other parent. The parent whose child kena suaned by my younger cousin.

My aunt was scolded as well.

And this is embarrassing. Very very embarrassing. In school, where all the students and parents and teachers are around.

I went on to google and found the blog. I spent the whole night reading this low-class blog.

Why low-class?

I prefer to read blogs that are entertaining. That has some ideas and insights and comments in it.

Those that are saying about what stuff they do today, yesterday and want to do tomorrow are low-class.

And I read whatever that’s on the blog.

The crazy things she did in school. Throwing water bombs at one another. Touching chests of other schoolmates. Fighting. Getting ticked off in class. Being punished in class. And during punishment she played with a pen and somehow got ink in her mouth.

And she is so darn proud of it and wrote it in her blog.

Now, this is what I call shameless.

And of course, some pervertic thoughts going inside her. Which is why she touched a guy’s chest, though they are just playing around.

To think that she wasn’t disciplined by her parents. Just a mere scolding.

If it were me and my mum, I’d probably be skinned alive.

And she thinks she is so darn chio, so darn popular in demand, so darn intelligent when she’s only an idiot with several lumps of fats.

Perhaps, it’s really time to show her who’s the boss.

Yeah. She said in her blog. I’m a tough nut to crack.

I don’t recall doing all these stupid things in secondary school. The most we went were wrestling. And never the pinching of nipples and the slapping of people’s butts and all those stuff.

She plays very big eh?

Put it this way. She likes to play it big when she plays it to other people. However, if she kena, she’ll be like a tortoise.

Some people just like to ask for it before they learn.

And when you are doing all the wrong things, you wrote them in your blog like you have just broken the world record and feel so proud of it?

Not quite right. And I’m feeling pretty disgusted by the act of being proud when you are doing all the stupid things.

Let me bring her back down to earth.


Song of the Week

November 8, 2009

The girl in the MV is chio~!!!!

小乖乖

歌手:蔡旻佑

这城市依然在运转
而我的脑袋 跳针 停不下来
有时候必须为你失去方向感

你说的偶像剧对白
任性了起来 夸张 假装离开
连装可怜的戏码都演得可爱

像小孩无理取闹 学朋友数落我奇怪
责备我太理性没关系 因为你是我

小乖乖 小乖乖 快过来 抱一个
我带你 去体验 电影里的浪漫
一幕幕 提醒我 第一次的感动
这样就够了 我的

小乖乖 小乖乖 快过来 亲一个
在回家 的路上 超幸福的期待
我陪你 看星星 预言精彩未来
一定可以的 乖乖

骑机车随性地转弯
握住你的手 好像 特别自在
这一秒我会故意失去方向感

你说要我抱起来 感觉很呆却很坦白
想照顾我的口吻 哎呀是如此可爱

小乖乖 小乖乖 快过来 抱一个
我常常 在幻想 外星人的恋爱
像不像 你和我 很简单很快乐
这样就够了 我的

小乖乖 小乖乖 快过来 亲一个
我可以 送给你 一首一首的歌
认真了 就可以 变成幸福的人
一定可以的 我的

小乖乖 小乖乖 快过来 抱一个
我常常 在幻想 外星人的恋爱
像不像 你和我 很简单很快乐
这样就够了 我的

小乖乖 小乖乖 快过来 亲一个
我可以 送给你 一首一首的歌
认真了 就可以 变成幸福的人
更好的我们 乖乖


Yesterday was Friday.

November 7, 2009

I jio-ed Best Bud Woo for a drink. We decided on drinking at 1st hawker.

When I reached there, I saw Mr Lee Kong Wee, Aik Siang and Elvis.

So we joined them for drink.

Really. Long long time no see. I’ve only met up with Aik Siang once ever since school started.

As for Elvis, everytime we asked him out, he was always busy, or he was always in his hostel, or he was always busy in his hostel. REgarding to what he’s busy with, I’m not very sure. Finally saw him.

And I realised that the way Elvis talks has a very very very strong resemblance to Jamesy Kwan. Just that Jamesy Kwan is a little more monotone. And the speed at which Elvis talks is almost like a bullet train.

And I realised that SIM-UOL is always associated with the word ’slack’ or ‘free’.

It doesn’t mean that we are slack just because we go to school for just 3 hours a day.

Besides, I stay in school to mug now. And that 3 hours is simply lectures. If we include the time we spend on self-studying and doing tutorials, it is no different from NTU and NUS students.

We can be slack for now. Because of laziness. And because our next exams is in May.

But the culture is to slack until prelims and start to cheong and try to create a miracle.

I detest that cheonging period. It drains me mentally and physically. I’m going consistent this year onwards.

Anyway, we chit-chatted for a while before the trio went home.

Apparently, yesterday was the day of report book collection for Fuhua students. And they have to get their parents there too.

So it was a report-book-collection-cum-parents-meeting-session day.

I have something to say about this report-book-collection-cum-parents-meeting-session day. Lots of things to say.

Watch this space.

I will blog later if I have the time. 2000-word essay is more important. At least must finish one essay today.

Don’t worry. You won’t have to wait another 2 days before I blog. I guess I’ll do it tonight.

And yesterday was SHA 2009. Singapore Hit Awards.

This event never fails to raise everyone’s eyebrows.

Just take a look at the guests attending this SHA.

S.H.E, 五月天, 蔡健雅, 萧敬腾, 梁文音, 徐佳莹, 黄靖伦, 张芸京, Olivia Ong, 迷路兵, 陈伟联, 蔡艾珈, 黄智阳, 陈彼得, 邱意琳, 叶敦鸿, 陈迪雅, 杨佳莹.

I understand the part from S.H.E all the way until 陈伟联. But the likes of 蔡艾珈 and 黄智阳???

HUH??!!!

And it’s the same thing every year. Everyone who came went home with something.

And 最佳演绎男歌手. Eason Chan not nominated???

优秀新人奖. 4 winners???

Kelong lah.

But never mind. You happy, I happy.

It’s a fact that SHA is not really recognised by a lot of singers. Which is why it is always difficult for 933 to plan such events.

Just look at who’s attending you will know. Big shots like Jay and Lee Hom don’t come.

If they come, I will go and watch. And I don’t mind paying $138 for them. But Jay seldom sing on such events. Just look at variety shows that he attended. Since when he sang?

Anyway.

I always look forward to Fridays and the weekends on Mondays.

But when Fridays and the weekends come, I’m usually bored.

Oh well. Back to my essay.


海派甜心

November 6, 2009

This drama rocks~!!!

海派甜心 wallpaper