路小雨

Did I mention before our Chen Suxian resembles the character 路小雨?

Seriously. They are very alike.

Anyway, after watching the above clip.

That does it.

I’m getting the Secret DVD tomorrow.

Go, Ah Lye.

Before I start my post, let me first praise Miss Lim Shi Ying for her increase in level of IQ.

Of course. She sounds very excited whenever I mention paparazzis here.

I really salute her professionalism and enthusiasm in being a paparazzi. I’ve never seen someone so devoted in her job.

Ya lah. One of them is you. I believe I said that a lot of times liao.

Congrats on your level of increase in IQ.

But I bet no one beats me at 137.

I got test my IQ before hor.

Looks like our newly recruited Ah Lye needs to learn a lot from his seniors, who are in this business ever since I know them.

But now, this is not the case for Ah Lye.

Because he knows nuts about my past and he anyhow han-tam my present.

So, I can subdue him effectively by saying the magic word.

Then his face will get all red.

So how? Ah Lye, so how?

Tomorrow is your magic word’s last day in service.

Any surprises coming up your sleeve?

Yes? No?

If not, feel free to contact me. I have plenty of ideas for you.

If yes, make it a good one.

Make sure she feels touched and sheds her tears of happiness.

I can imagine…

“Lye Lye, I’m so touched. Want to go swimming later?”

*coughs

I guess at that point of time, it’ll be very touching.

Don’t worry. Mdm Karen, Ah Chua, your boss and me, in fact, the whole department, will be right behind supporting you (and laughing like hell).

*coughs

I can’t wait to see what happens tomorrow.

*coughs again

Make it a good one. A memorable one in fact.

Ah Lye.

Judging his comment on his previous post, I guess I need to formally welcome another paparazzi into my world.

Anyway, I guess this paparazzi poses totally no threat to me.

Because he doesn’t know anything much about my personal life.

Surely a failed attempt to be one paparazzi.

Don’t act you know lah, Mr Lye.

The fact is that you know nothing. Try to find out more lah, which is going to be an uphill up-Mount Everest task for you.

Don’t anyhow whack hor.

I tell Felicia then you know hor.

No no no.

I’ll tell Ah Chua to tell Felicia then you know hor.

Your wife *coughs didn’t discipline you enough.

I need to be more wary of the 2 main paparazzis around.