1 million.

Please everyone.

Watch this and keep your million dollar dream alive.

Surely will bring a smile on your face.

After all, that’s the purpose of my blog here.

Yesterday and today.

My reply to Ah Lye’s comment on the previous post.

I shall not entertain personal questions.

Where got paparazzis ask someone straight in the face this kind of questions one?

Ah Lye, what a failed attempt to be a paparazzi.

You have to find out yourself. I’ll be a total fool if I tell you my answer.

As for the rest, if you know the answer, then you know lor.

And keep your mouth shut.

If you think you know the answer, then you think you know lor.

And keep your mouth shut as well.

If you don’t know, then you don’t know lor.

Well, that’s too bad for you if you don’t know.

And keep your mouth shut also. In case you invent one story and make things go totally wrong.

The most important thing is that I know my answer can liao.

Why must I tell you my answer if it doesn’t concern you?

Don’t worry lah, Mr Lye.

We don’t share the same dream girl.

I told you a lot of times already, that I won’t snatch Felicia from you.

She is too low class for me already. I don’t have such low taste.

After all, she’s yours and you are hers. Your hands even have gotten her name chopped. Certified yours already.

Ah Chua wants to jio her also cannot. But I’m dead sure he doesn’t have a lousy taste as well.

Felicia? Felicia is nothing compared to my dream girl lah.

My taste is very high you know. Got a lot of criterion to fulfill.

Must be someone like Huixian. *beams

Ah Lye, don’t be sad. After all, she said to you to keep in contact.

You must be busy going out with her today.

It’s a pity I was in a hurry to go for despatch to other places yesterday.

Or I’ll make sure your face and her face will be red.

And your face will have a kiss mark there.

I bet you won’t wash your face for at least a month.

Remember she’ll be back for the last time on Monday.

I know what you are thinking of. Rest assured I’ll make things happen on Monday. If need be, I’ll get your boss and my boss to help you.

Enough of Ah Lye.

Another thing to clarify just because of the stupid comment by Ah Lye.

I mentioned that our beloved Chen Suxian resembles 路小雨.

Nothing more than that.

So Kavin, don’t worry. I won’t snatch from you also.

Even though I almost met her if not for Mr Poon’s last minute of pang seh. But it’s kind of late already, so it’s all right lah. Somemore the place so far.

Don’t worry, Mr Poon. I’m not angry at you. I’m not Kavin.

If I were Kavin, I would have killed you.

Yup. Long long time didn’t meet Miss Chen Suxian and Miss Lim Shi Ying.

I only remember the last time I met Miss Chen Suxian was on my way to work at Baccarat and she was on her way back after work. I was listening to Jay Chou’s November Chopin at a loud volume.

The moment I stepped into Raffles City I saw Suxian. She shouted my name so loudly that I can hear her more clearly than my Jay Chou music.

Then after that, she gave that very pai seh look. I guess is for shouting my name too loudly.

I think everyone at the point of scene knows that I am called Wei Ren.

I am famous for that few seconds.

Anyway, that was the last time I saw her.

As for Miss Lim Shi Ying. I was there when we received our A levels results. Maybe I have a good camouflaging ability.

After all, I remember Luis saying that my NCC senior can’t see me even though I was standing right under his nose.

Despite not seeing her for such a long time, I still suan her on my blog and on her blog.

Muahaha.

I feel so bad.

*coughs

I guess she must feel like strangling me at some point of time.

But it’s only on blogging lah. In front of her I’m a serious person.

Met Jeremy, Luis, Elvis, Jia Wei and Zi Cheng yesterday night for dinner.

Jeremy was on one week’s off and leave (not tree leaves). And he was complaining that he was sibeh sibeh sian at home.

Luis was excited on receiving the Commando polo t-shirt and PT t-shirt that I got for him at my camp.

Elvis looked like he had just woken up.

Jia Wei was super shagged from work. And he still has the stamina to go for mahjong. He’s a mahjong addict anyway.

Zi Cheng was kao beh-ing about his camp as usual, spewing a wide variety of vulgarities along the way. His morale now is super low, despite the fact that he’s going to ORD in 3 months’ time.

And other than me and Elvis, they complained that people call them uncle. They looked very chao lao.

Continued to hao lian how I got my Extra Value meal at McDonalds’ for $4.50.

Ya lah. I know NTU sells one meal at $4.40.

Talked cock and hanged out.

And I’ve bought this.

I bet Zi Cheng will be the first to borrow from me.

After all I’ve watched this 5 times already, after watching this yesterday night.

Aiyah. Anyone wants to borrow I’ll lend for sure. I’m not a selfish person.

Be prepared for a long waiting list.

However, in the case of my dream girl, I’ll gladly lend you first. I’ll be even more glad to give it to you, if you ever want it.

Don’t worry, Ah Lye.

If you want me to lend this to Felicia, she’ll still have to queue for it.

But since she’s yours, why don’t you get one for her?

Registered for driving at BBDC today. My first practical lesson will be in October.

Spent $200 on everything. Now I’m broke.

If not for the weather today, I would have cycled there.

Now tell me, which asshole didn’t bathe before he leave the house?

Later, will be going bowling with Jeremy and gang.

There will be a shortage of girls. But I don’t really care anyway.

I’m not desperate.

I have my sets of values to follow even if I do.

Because that’s the way I am.