Track 12：NTU, JP

After meeting Zi Cheng and Elvis for makan, I went to cycle at NTU.

Those 2 suddenly like to run and join all sorts of marathons.

Today, they went for the cancer run.

Don’t know them lah.

I was planning to cycle to West Coast Park again. However it was drizzling and I’m afraid that there’ll be a downpour on the way there.

So I went to NTU instead. At least there’s shelter there. But then when I reached NTU, it stopped drizzling.

Ta ma de

They can’t make up their mind up there. We people down here 很难做人 leh.

It seems like ages since I last went to NTU.

The last time I went there was on my birthday along with Zi Cheng and we ate the $4.40 McDonalds’ there.

Jia lat lah.

I was damn shagged after my trip to NTU.

Enjoyed the slopes. It was way cool when I’m going down those slopes.

But I had a hard time pedalling up the slopes.

I decided I had enough and went to Jurong Point.

I saw Irin Gan with her boyfriend.

If you don’t know who she is, she’s the elder sister in Growing Up, that Channel 5 drama serial.

Damn chio sia. But she’s like in her 30s already.

Zi Cheng’s type of girl.

Jurong Point seems like my place of hang out every week.

I decided that if I ever am going to give tuition, I should at least recap my last few years of knowledge.

I flipped through the Sec 1 Maths textbook in Popular bookshop.

Oh man. Factorisation. I kind of forgot man. But after reading some points, I recall everything liao.

And I realised that now Sec 1 kids are learning real numbers. I only learnt that in Sec 2.

I was planning to sign up as a tutor in November and start giving tuition nearer to my ORD date.

And if I were to do that, I should at least start doing Maths questions next month.

OMG.

I’m so sorry Mr Chua, for returning everything you taught me in secondary school.

Rest assured I’ll start revising all my secondary school work.

Bowling and Fisherman’s Whalf

I went bowling with Jeremy, Chin Ya, Zi Cheng and Luis and Luis‘ other friends.

It was the first time I bowled in N years.

The last time I bowled was with Aik Siang, Zi Cheng and Desmond.

I forgot when. But I think it’s after the O levels.

We played 2 games.

And found out that we were noobs.

At least for the first game we are noobs.

Zi Cheng was practically cleaning the canal with his bowling ball, along with Jeremy and me.

And guess what, Chin Ya finished the game with the highest scorer.

怎么可能？

As for the second game, Jeremy did stunts. He tried to bowl through his legs.

Both times he ended up cleaning the canal.

Well, the second game went better for me.

I strike twice. And finished the game at 99 points.

Top scorer.

Ta ma de

Just 1 more point. Sibeh sian.

After striking twice, Chin Ya wanted to strangle me.

Hey. I’m skilled hor.

Anyway, Chin Ya struck once. But that was due to the error of the computer.

After bowling we went to buy Elvis‘ birthday present, along with Jia Wei and Kavin.

I didn’t know that he has such a weird taste.

He likes t-shirts that has only one word on the front of the shirt.

Don’t know him lah.

He likes to wear in a very lok kok manner.

Next, Fisherman’s Whalf.

I took Zi Cheng’s bike there. Because he didn’t know his way.

I know my way lor.

Just that I need to double confirm, that’s why it appears that I lost my way.

If I hadn’t tell him where to turn, we would have ended up at Bukit Merah.

Zi Cheng still a bit buay zai.

He almost buanged into another car’s side mirror.

I still prefer my dad’s 30 years’ experience of riding. More safe that way.

Soon, we were placing orders when Zi Cheng and Luis started arguing other the difference between chips and fries and which was the one we last ate and which one is nicer.

They even went up to the extent of betting $100.

Those 2 siao kias.

Kavin. I didn’t know what he was doing, but he spilled 80% of his drink on the floor.

*Note to Lim Shi Ying. Please convey this message to whom-it-may-concern.

Kavin claims that he doesn’t know who Chen Suxian is.

OMG!!!

And soon, the birthday boy came. Elvis Chong.

He bought back some doughnuts from Batam and appointed Chin Ya to be the waitress.

But the doughnuts were nice. I have never tried the Doughnut Factory before, but I can say this is the best I’ve eaten.

Soon, we talked cock, and sang birthday song to Elvis.

And I believe Chin Ya had her virgin taste of riding the pillion.

According to Zi Cheng, she was screaming like mad.

Jeremy, Kavin and Zi Cheng played pool at Jurong East. I watched.

I quitted playing pool anyway.

I realised that the moment Elvis wakes up from his sleep, he’ll be groggy and starts to talk nonsense and make stupid decisions.

Here’s a picture of him sleeping on the bus. He was sleeping so soundly and in such a cute position.

不拍白不拍。

And of course, with the King of Paparazzis around, this will get much crappy.

He told me.

“Wah piang. He sleeping until like that. Take up close lah.”

And here it is.

Damn bad sia.

不愧是 King of Paparazzis.

I think later I’ll kena kao beh by Elvis.