The 3rd 21st birthday party.

And this was held in Essential Brews, at some corner of Holland Village.

So Wang Hongjun, Poon Kee Chun, Tan Wei Jie, the members of STWC (less Tan Lye Zhen as usual, probably due to his disinterest and Teo Aik Siang due to fever), the members of the Chatty Gang (less Sharon Ang, the gang leader), some of his 2B classmates and some of his cell group members gathered there for a surprise.

Yes. For Luis Ong. All for Luis Ong.

While we were getting those laptops and projectors to work, he was on a run around Singapore to search for some photos. Let’s take it that he’s playing a mini version of Amazing Race, created by the most proficient group around, STWC.

By the way, the laptops and projectors were stolen from his house by us.

STWC. We improvise. Anything. Anytime. Anywhere. Anyhow.

So he came and soon was somewhat stunned and dumbfounded.

After singing the birthday song, there’s a movie ‘SIN7 LUIS’ aired.

This movie is directed by Elvis Chong, produced by YRJS Film Productions.

Quite hilarious.

Yes. I guess the shy girl has been waiting for me to comment on their proud video.

*shakes head vigorously (feeling a bit giddy as a result)

*slaps forehead repeatedly (a swollen red forehead as a result)

And despite me feeling giddy after shaking my head so vigorously, and a painful, red and swollen forehead and hands as a result of slapping too much of my forehead… 

I wonder how. I wonder why. I wonder what they are doing.

The pillows fights they have, the ‘Oh ya!’ Suxian shouted alone.

Seriously, what’s up with the pillow fights? What’s with the turning clock? For the Happy Birthday part I (we) understand, and that’s the only thing I (we) understand.

Please kindly explain your plot (storyline) of the video. We don’t quite get it.

Who’s the director, scriptwriter and producer? Get her/them to explain. Via PA to Chatty Gang Leader if you want.

In short, we were HUH??!!!

By the way, the ‘we’ consist of Jeremy Tan, Elvis Chong, Kavin Aw and yours truly.

As expected, Kavin Aw was WTF WTF WTF!!! around that day.

After the video, during Luis‘ birthday speech, Wan Zi Cheng came up and asked me to prepare whipped cream.

There wasn’t any whipped cream. I have asked around for feedback and most said they’ll give a whipped cream a miss this time round.

And Wan Zi Cheng questioned why there was this special privilege given to Luis.

We ran all the way to Cold Storage to get that bottle of whipped cream. Meanwhile, no one realised that one extremely tall guy and another extremely short guy were missing in action.

So I returned with that bottle of whipped cream. Many were surprised.

People like Kavin Aw and Tan Wei Jie.

Especially Miss Lim Shi Ying.

So I guess I won’t be invited to her birthday party. She is scared of the Whipped Cream King.

I don’t have to be around for this plan to be executed on your party.

I’ll have other plans in mind. You don’t know what I’m thinking. And this time round, I don’t think you’ll follow your ‘Do you think I care?’ rule.

This plan will certainly send chills down your spine.

Don’t forget I’m a member of STWC. Refer to the above motto of ours.

Note that word ‘anyhow’. Get it?

Beg, blackmail, plead, kidnap whoever or whatever orthodox or unorthodox method to stop me and I might just reconsider my options. But if you use the wrong method, I might just make it worse.

Muahaha.

Meanwhile, we have fun crapping, throwing balloons around, playing Nintendo and the food is good, the people are good, the place is good, we are good, and I’m also good.

Our self-made banner is very very good. Star Wars font. I know it doesn’t look like it, but that’s the fact.

So mission accomplished. Are you very touched Luis?

Well. I can see that you are.

And I want to warn this particular Best Bud Woo from spreading some extremely untrue rumours to of all people, Wang Hongjun.

Please, it is not funny. I mean serious. I’ll bash you up if you try anything funny of that sort again.

不好意思，这种玩笑我开不起。

You know what I mean.

Edit @ 5.22pm, 2 March 2008:

Some pictures. For your enjoyment please.

Yup. Both Mr Poon and Miss Lim are resting their arms conveniently on my both shoulders.

Thanks hor.

And I have to make this clear that there’s nothing between me and Mr Poon (we are not gays) and neither is there anything between me and Miss Lim Shi Ying (I’m not interested).

Just that both were so lazy that they decided to sabo my shoulders.

So you better stop all your nonsense, Best Bud Woo and refrain from guessing here and there. Before I make sure your rumours, real and fake, get circulated through various media like what Edison Chen is facing now.

I will not change my way of thinking and my preference and my taste.

Like how I’ll worship Ryan Giggs as my all-time soccer hero and how I will support Manchester United all the way and how I’ll always get Jay Chou’s CDs every year on time without fail.

You know me even before we started growing pubic hair as always quoted from you, so please get your facts right.

At least I don’t anyhow call any girl darling, like what you always call that particular girl. Meanwhile I don’t see you calling any other girl darling as well. Just only her.

There’s proof here. In black and white.

*coughs

In case you have decided to delete those comments to save your sorry pride, I’m so apologetic that you have lost out to me by just one step.

Here it is.

Ta dah!!!

Oops. You lose. 

I have promised to start a post on the topic on Darling, just that I have no time to do so.

Don’t make me start. You know, once I start, I can’t stop.

Yes. Even Wan Zi Cheng is on my side I believe.

Anyway, here’s Luis‘ birthday banner, hanging nicely on his room, but I guess his window isn’t that wide.

And this is what the banner is supposed to look like, less those anime characters.

I think we did a great job.

So who’s next to be smacked by whipped cream?

Muahaha.

This has become a tradition. Of course, there’ll be a truce (ceasefire) day on 1st July annually.