The 4th 21st birthday party.

I went back today specially for the sake of Lye Nyap Hiang. His 21st birthday.

Me and Ah Ker decided on a cake for him on Monday. Finalised everything by yesterday.

It’s not very large scale, just a mini celebration for him.

Don’t pang seh if you want to watch R21.

Well. He deserves it. He really has been a great pal.

But of course with me around, you know my trademark. Whipped cream.

In bid to prevent Ah Lye from escaping, he was locked up in a room where he couldn’t get out.

I don’t know how, but Mdm Karen knows about Ah Lye being locked up. Must be someone told her.

He was released when he has things to do. But he can’t hide forever.

It’s a pity Ah Chua isn’t around. Otherwise I’m sure things will get funnier.

I have learnt something new today. Only spray the whipped cream out when you need it.

Otherwise it’ll turn watery and difficult to smack people’s face.

And of course, if you want the one who kena sabo to become very messy, wait for the cream to turn watery.

Look at Ah Lye. That is the outcome.

He practically looked like what will happen if a flock of birds shit on him.

Muahaha.

Anyway, I caught up with my former superiors. They seem to get along with life.

Of course, things were very much the same, just that the newcomers are very nua. Like to play MC, don’t want to do work.

Head Admin is also the same. Cut here and there. Paste here and there. But he was quite pleased to see me around.

And many said the office is a lot quieter without me and Ah Chua around.

Well. We are zai. That’s why.

So Mr Lye, come 18 August 2008, we’ll execute our plan. To be discussed at a later date.

I’m very sure you will be extremely enthusiastic this time round.

Because Ah Lye and Ah Chua seems to have something against each other.

Muahaha.

So how many bottles of whipped cream do you need? I need to indent.

Muahaha.

I am invincible. Unstoppable. Whipped cream. Haha.

I guess as Miss Lim Shi Ying reads on, she has more or less decided on whether she’ll invite me for her party (if any) or not.

I can always come uninvited. =P

Don’t laugh Best Bud Woo. I’ll get a carton of whipped cream for your sake. The sweeter, the stickier feeling it gives you, the better.

It’ll be a whipped cream shower (or bath?) for you.

Nah. Nothing will happen on 1st July. You can’t do anything to me.

I promise that only those who turn 21 will kena whipped cream plans masterminded by me. Of course, some of them will have privileges given. But most will kena.

If you want privileges to be given, beg me. I might consider.

Those who kena before already will not kena again next year.

If you kena this year and next year you kena again, those aren’t masterminded by me.

Ong Junda, you still haven’t kena yet. Beware!

Yours will come anytime, anywhere and anyhow.

Edit @ 11.01pm, 5 March 2008:

Wah. 3 comments.

I shall reply Ah Lye first since he’s first to comment. 

Yes Ah Lye. For this 21 years in your life, no one has whipped-creamed you before.

It is Kirk who smacked you, I assisted him.

Be honoured that you are whipped-creamed. Kindly share your virgin experience of whipped cream with everyone you know.

Meanwhile, I is very honoured to be the mastermind yet again for the whipped cream 21st birthday series.

I know you are always reading my blog. Of course. My blog is one of the best blogs you read right?

Yup. The poster. I took pains to come up with that.

Are you touched? Please shed some tears for me to see.

I am zai. Period.

Next up. Miss Lim Shi Ying.

I didn’t mention that I will personally play whipped cream on you. I will and shall continue to be the mastermind behind all these.

The ones who are executing the plan might not be me.

However, if you appoint me to be the one doing it, I shall gladly oblige.

Who knows? Maybe it’ll be your relatives that will do it. Then they’ll realise one bottle isn’t enough. And they’ll be hungry for more supply of whipped cream.

*shrugs

I’m a very kind person. I can always give you 2 options.

Either people smack you with whipped cream, or you do it yourself in front of the whole party. Choose one.

Maybe only girls have such privilege ya?

As for the guys, we will do it for you.

We are a very kind and understanding bunch of people. We will not allow you to lift a finger, after all you are the star of the day. That’ll be too troublesome for you.

We are helpful. We will help you do facial.

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