The 5th 21st birthday party. EP.

The 5th 21st birthday party.

Pre-plans already started long ago for Jeremy Tan.

It involved a lot of bak gah-ing between Pang Chin Ya (Mrs Tan?) and perhaps, her future in-laws.

And that guy walked right into several traps.

He thought we will be celebrating his birthday next week.
He thought he will be eating a posh 10-course meal today.
He thought it would be a family’s affair.

Because what he thought was wrong, he was surprised to see us there.

I bet he doesn’t know that some of us were severely out of breath after blowing so much balloons which were super difficult to blow and come in several different weird shapes.

And he was invited for a speech which he didn’t know what to say.

A short mini movie ‘Lobocop’ was aired and gathered much laughter from everyone.

A mini Broke-back Mountain took place when Kavin decided he wants to kiss someone and since it was the birthday boy’s day, he decided to give his virgin kiss to him.

Guys nowadays are seriously deprived that they turned to other guys.

I’m still very straight. Don’t worry about me.

And due to this very reason, I have now one more additional girl into the rumours list already.

Of all people, this girl named Miss Lim Shi Ying.

You have guessed it. Kavin happily said she is my girl. Just because she asked me to help her ask the rest of the gang if we are free to attend her birthday party.

I’m just being helpful. I’m a helpful person. Teacher said in school that one must be helpful.

And also, you all know her. She arrows things to other people to help her do. Her msn says it all. Slack.

Thanks for spreading this very untrue rumour.

Don’t let me find out who your latest target is. Otherwise come November 19 we will be watching a 45-minute video instead of the 10-minute one made for the rest.

And don’t let me catch you holding hands with your first love of your life. I know back then you were madly in love with your then social studies teacher, Miss Quek.

I didn’t know you like aunties 40 years your senior.

To the King of Paparazzis, you have one very good friend in the name of Paparazzi Aw.

Anyway, we proceeded with the cake-cutting session and some photo-taking.

And they should have just kissed.

And the effect will be better with whipped cream. But never mind since there was some objections.

Of course, the boy went home with 3 new gundams.

Finally, we just found out that Zi Cheng loves to eat prawns and happily finished the whole packet of it.

Ah. I see. I notice that Leos love to eat prawns. 

Don’t eat so much prawns lah. They are high in cholestrol.

And you know you are growing sideways instead of upwards. (I’ll whack you if you continue to grow upwards. You are very very tall enough already. 190cm is already a feat.)

So you know what to do.

Drink more Pokka Green Tea. Healthier choices. As further supported by the Heath Promotion Board.

Mission accomplished.

Now something to look forward to.

The 5th 21st birthday party: Behind the scenes.

I’m sure you were laughing very hard when you see this sexy babe played by Kavin Aw.

His breasts were just 2 pieces of crushed paper.

But if you have a babe like this, he/she couldn’t be called a babe but instead, be called a freak.

As for the banner, welcome to Ah Seow’s crash course on how to make a banner.

All fonts are possible be it Death Note fonts, Bleach fonts, Jay Chou fonts or even Manchester United fonts.

Just print them onto papers of reasonable sizes and cut them out.

But do tell me if you can find Jay Chou and Manchester United fonts.

And just link all those letters up into words that you want and put on the cloth.

And just have to paint over everything like below.

After the paint is dry, remove those paper thingie from the cloth and this will be what you get.

It seems perfect if looked from a certain distance.

However, it is terribly wrong when you close up carefully.

Like what Desmond says.

远看花红红，近看花有虫。

And never to use spray paint on cloths. Because the paint somehow will go haywire and turns out like this.

So you can imagine how dismayed we were when we saw our plan fail.

And did the tedious method by painting.

And for the smudging part, we had to use a black paint marker to go over those affected areas and it became so perfect.

And there you go, a nicely done banner.

So you can imagine how much effort we put in. I expect Jeremy to use this as blanket tonight.

And the design is below.