He is probably the biggest joker ever.
Introducing…

Yes. Javier Mascherano.
Seriously, this is what he says according to The Straits Times yesterday.
I do not know why I was sent off. I did not swear, I was not aggressive and I did not confront him. All I did was ask him what was happening, nothing else.
HUH?!!!
见鬼啦!
It is pretty obvious in front of billions of fans watching that you mouthed the words ‘f**k off’ and wanted to fight. And you had to get Steven Gerrard and Rafa Benitez to calm you down.
I clearly remember Stevie G held your head to his face, stared at you and told you to shut up and leave the pitch.
To rephrase it in what you might say, Stevie G told you to f**k off from the pitch since that was the referee’s wish.
You mouthed the words ‘f**k off’ and you said you didn’t swear? Excuse me?
Then what were you doing? Beatboxing or farting ah?
You refused to leave the pitch after being sent off.
Moreover, it was Fernando Torres who was booked, and why should you walk all the way from one end of the pitch to specially go and argue with the referee?
And isn’t that called confronting the referee?
I think your command of English is lousy. Kindly please consider to join Miss Betty Lee’s English class and do more essays and comprehensions. Your first assignment will be an essay titled ‘My red card’.
After you graduate from Miss Betty Lee’s class, please move on to join Miss Chew Siang Jiun in her GP class. I think your English will improve by leaps and bounds then. Perhaps you’ll understand the meaning of some chim chim words really well.
And if you want to swear, don’t use the f word. It is not nice.
Use a better sounding word like copulate. Which sounds more professional and learned and has the same meaning which what you imply with the f word you like to use just like Kavin Aw.
It seems like you didn’t know where you are wrong. I think you are an idiot.
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