Monday. Bad day.

I reached my workplace this morning.

I searched for my locker key.

I searched for my locker key again.

I searched for my locker key again and again.

And was stunned to find it gone.

I didn’t take it out from my bag. But somehow I dropped it.

Damn. Had to get the spare key from office to open my locker. And now had to go make another key.

What a way to start a Monday at 6.45am by making me so gan jiong early in the morning when I was just half awake.

Next incident.

Me and Jeremy were talking crap during lunch at the canteen when my mum called. 

Mum:
Hey. Are you ok?

Me: 
What? I’m working.

Mum:
You got a friend by the name of Ryan?

Me:
No. Why?

Mum:
Because he called home and was crying and said he’s going to be beaten up.

Me:
Chey. And you thought it was me? Excuse me? I kena beaten up? Probability I beat people up is higher lor.

Later Jeremy learnt of this. And he actually said whoever kena beaten up was power. Can even call home while beaten up.

But still stupid lah. Call for mama’s help still can call wrong number.

I think he deserves to be beaten up.

Edit @ 11.10pm, 31 March 2008:

Damn. The locksmith is closed.

Monday. Really a bad day.

Ah well. I’m quitting soon. I shall tender my resignation tomorrow.

They should hire me as Marketing Director.

I was sleeping when Miss Lim Shi Ying woke me up.

Hey. It seems like she likes to wake me up whenever I’m sleeping.

But anyway, I was semi-awake and was just lazing on the bed listening to the birthday celebration of the 933 chart when the trademark sound of msn sounded on my speakers.

I decided to crawl over to the computer and that was when she asked me about Top One KTV.

Actually, she wasn’t the 1st person to ask me about Top One KTV.

There were 3 or 4 people before her asking me about it. And the thing is, I don’t know them.

Ok. You guys should really check that Top One KTV out. It is really a nice place.

And Miss Lim Shi Ying was saying something like my blog was the 1st 3 search results on Yahoo for Top One KTV.

I’ve checked.

Wah seh!

It is top lor.

And this is also how people get to my blog.

 

Yes. Miss Lim Shi Ying was right after all.

My blog.

Mai siao siao. High readership/viewership.

Wah seh. I really feel like I’m famous.

But I was wondering which idiot searched for Manchester United sucks and how dare he comes to my blog.

Ta ma de

Look! If Manchester United sucks, what makes Chelsea, Arsenal and Liverpool?

They suck more. Let me ask you, who is currently top in the English Premier League table?

If the 1st place sucks, the rest are needless to say.

Anyway, I would like to thank whoever that gives me support throughout these days when sometimes I find that I have run out of things to blog about.

Ya right.

I swear to hunt down that idiot who came to my blog by searching for Manchester United sucks.

And I’ve checked also. Usually my Top One post will be the most read post ever.

They should just hire me as their Marketing Director. Their TV advertisement is simply too cannot make it.

Or maybe they should just pay me to be their endorser.

Edit @ 5.17pm, 1 April 2008:

To Charlott.

Top One was nice lah. Maybe because the staff never really disturbed us. But they came quite promptly when we called for them.

I find that they are too China already. Perhaps some people find they suck. They suck to some extent lah. I still can tahan.

I don’t really find it a good place to host a party. Seriously, the place is weird for a party. But it is good for maybe 4 or 5 people to hang around and sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star (if they have that song).

To Miss Lim Shi Ying.

*coughs

I notice that I’m always bragging to you whenever I reply to your comments.

However, as I continue to investigate to all my brags to your comments, I concluded that actually all those crap which I replied aren’t really crap. They sound like crap but they are actually facts.

You have no choice but to agree with me even though they sound like crap.

Hmm. Interesting huh?

Yup. I know you click my blog through your blog. I can see it.

Admit it. My blog is zai. That’s why you click and click and can never get tired of clicking it.

I kind of regret promising you an upthrust post on your birthday.

Because I don’t know what to write.

The 6th 21st birthday party. EP.

Finally I got the pictures I needed to come up with this.

And regarding this statement…

wanna thank bulu for linking her blog on his blog de 诗莹

cos alot of ppl visited here from his place la. lol

Make me the Marketing Director of your blog.

Muahaha.

This shows that many people read my blog.

I’m so touched.

This blog is strictly worth reading.

Because the producer and director of this blog is talented and zai.

I mean, who else blogs in a way like me?

This, in short, is the extremely rare 萧氏风格 of blogging.