Upthrust: Preface

April 2, 2008

This post is based closely on the memories and ideas of the director/producer of Seow on the Run and is structured as outlined in this blog.

In this post, emphasis is placed on upthrust, upthrust, upthrust and still upthrust. The various incidents and ideas which affect upthrust in Lim Shi Ying’s life are discussed.

Wherever possible, information is also provided in the form of diagrams, tables, charts or photographs (but I think this is highly impossible).

The use of my blog as a study tool and as an aid to understand more about upthrust is emphasized in this post.

In each post, there will be different new discoveries to be made for people to understand more about Miss Lim Shi Ying and her history of upthrust.

Furthermore, to familiarise people with the objective of this post, there are also some questions specially catered for the Professor of Upthrust to answer. These are presented in the same style and at the same level of difficulty as those found in actual examination papers.

To help people understand what they are going to read, each post title will be different. I am going to touch on mainly the history, discovery and of course, the content of upthrust.

This post has been carefully designed to allow Miss Lim Shi Ying to be suaned as she is so enthusiastically looking forward to.


Happy birthday Miss Lim Shi Ying!

April 2, 2008

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As can be read from her post, she is looking forward to being suaned.

I said before. Those who kena suaned by me will always want me to suan them even more.

Probably due to my 萧氏风格 of blogging.

She still asked me to ‘jiayou and too anyhow one i don’t accept hor’.

*coughs

I’ve racked my brains since this morning at 5.45am while I was waiting for bus and you were preparing to go eat prata with friends.

It only took me 1 hour to come up with something and 2 more hours later with this mega blog post. And many many more hours later to think of more crap.

Some references have to be done. So it will not be ready so fast.

Meanwhile, I need to sleep now. It sucks to wake up 5.15am in the morning.

Which makes me wonder why Miss Lim Shi Ying wakes up so early just to eat prata.

Zzzz.

I need to recharge my brain juices now for the widely anticipated birthday post which the birthday girl has been enquiring (pestering) me this morning.

Lesson learnt: Don’t make your promises too early.

Unless you are zai. Like me.

But even if you are zai (like me), you will regret to some extent.

Never mind.

Zzzz.

Edit @ 12.18am, 3 April 2008:

OMG~!!!

This upthrust thingie is really difficult to write.

*shakes head

I can find my Circular Motion, Simple Harmonic Motion, Thermal Properties of Materials and whatever notes. Everything. Even all of my Organic Chemistry notes. Things like Ketones, Aldehydes, Carboxylic Acids and all those stuff.

Including Miss Chew Siang Jiun’s GP notes. And Chinese notes as well. Those idioms with sentences and meanings.

I just can’t find my Physics of Fluids notes. Damn. That’s the only thing I can’t find and yet I need it the most.

How am I going to refer?

Die liao.

Give me Mr Ler’s handphone number.

I need to call and ask him about upthrust.