Back to reality

April 23, 2008

I’ve just touched down from Taiwan.

It is only just 1 hour ago I reached home.

And boy boy boy!!!

Taiwan is a paradise. Stress-free paradise. Good food. Good stuff. Good places. Good chio bus to ogle at.

I shall elaborate later on. Super shagged from all days of cheonging shopping.

Came back with lots of stuff. Drugs in form of syringe, edible sex toys for Late King Ong, edible Sofy Body Fit, bombs, bullets, top secret maps, smelly adidas sneakers and other various brands of gun powder.

Just joking.

Lastly, inflammable liquid that is able to knock Late King Ong out.

After all, I’ve lost a bet to him and the forfeit was to treat him one bottle of alcoholic drink.

I’ve bought 1 litre of absolut vodka and I want him to finish it.