I need people to console me now.

Yes. As expected, I’ve failed the driving test.

The warm up didn’t go well already.

This bastard cab driver suddenly came into my path for one passenger.

Can’t he just wait?

And then, in the circuit, somehow while I was doing the vertical parking, all the points were correct.

I did exactly what I usually did.

And I don’t know how I struck the kerb.

怎么可能？

That’s it. 10 points. Game over.

And I notice cabbies are road hazards.

They anyhow stop as and when they like, making me suddenly brake. Just after I finished the hump and was accelerating.

The tester ticked. Fail to slow down when approaching road hazards.

Yup. How to slow down?

And there’s this guy who wanted to cross the zebra crossing and stopped and hesitated. And stood one step away on the pavement and on the zebra crossing.

I had to make an emergency brake.

I mean, want to cross then you cross lah. It’s not as if I will continue driving and run you down while you are crossing.

Game over.

I didn’t care after that. I went 60km/h in the streets. I regretted not trying to drift in the streets.

Make turns using gear 3. At 50km/h.

I can see that the tester was afraid of me. He asked me to slow down.

I almost hit 40.

I quite like my tester. At least he’s quite friendly.

This kind of suay thing really happens.

I know it was my fault in the circuit when I struck the kerb.

But seriously. I still don’t know how I managed to strike kerb lah. During the warm up, the instructor even said my circuit was very good.

Sibeh sibeh sian.

And I wasn’t feeling very gan jiong before the test.

I was in fact, feeling irritated by this guy who sings along with his mp3, and he sings damn off-key.

Now my dream of driving on my birthday is on the rocks.

Boohoo…

Well. I don’t care now. I’m watching Ironman later.

I hate cab drivers. Damn them.

Ta ma de

Phui.

You reap what you sow.

In this world, there is no such thing.

Because some idiots, like cab drivers, will destroy what you reap, and in the end, there’s nothing for you to sow.

Edit @ 2.44am, 3 May 2008:

Hey Yonghui!

My retest is just 3 days after your test.

Good luck. Watch out for idiot cab drivers.

My dream of driving on my birthday will depend on 21 June 2008. If I still fail again, I can kiss goodbye to that simple dream of mine.

Meanwhile, I’m looking around for earlier slots.