Song of the Week

These 3 MVs, you know what I’m going to drive at huh?

By the way, current Taiwan President 马英九 doesn’t know how to sing 明天会更好.

Yup. 我是很有爱心的。

Do something great and you’ll sleep very well tonight.

Damn. I feel like watching the Lion King again.

Birthday post.

So happy 21st birthday to Jasmine Koh (Ah Bian).

Seriously, that nickname doesn’t suit her at all. So let’s just think of something more suitable but funnier. Moreover, it’s Ah Bian no more.

Ah Bian’s era is over. Now is 马英九. And poor Ah Bian is now stuck in Taiwan, with all his travelling plans put on hold.

I knew he wanted badly to come to Singapore to catch Angela Chang’s concert in his trademark big big gold rim spectacles and business suit and his carefully-measured-5cm-from-his-left-ear side parting.

Just look at his side parting. You can imagine that he takes as much pain as a certain Ong Junda to style his hair, although both are equally lousy in styling their hair.

Ah Bian needs a ruler to measure the length of 5cm from his ear. And the angle at which the comb touches the scalp of his head must be accurately 90 degrees.

And the comb is to be tilted 45 degrees downwards while combing his hair to achieve well-style standard left side parting.

As for how to ensure that the degrees are accurate, I shall not go into detail. Apparently, one of the professors in the Maths Department of National Taiwan University is being tasked to do the necessary calculations.

Crap. This is going out of point.

Yeah. I smsed Jasmine at around 5.53am in the morning.

She thought I slept so late sia.

Actually, the fact is that I had to wake up early for work. Super sian. I didn’t want to wake up. Otherwise, probably she’ll receive her birthday greetings from me around late afternoon.

Well, enjoy your day.

Be careful of Miss Lim Shi Ying. She might have decided to adopt my tradition of smacking people’s face with whipped cream on birthdays.

After all, she’s so stressed up recently until she’s going bonkers. So you don’t know what’s her next move.

Plus, you have a slower reaction time compared to other human beings.

So all the best huh.

I hope you’ll siam the whipped cream in time.

In response to what he said.

Due to his absolute nonsense and ridiculous comments, I threatened to list him joint top along with Ong Junda and Didier Drogba.

However, he claimed that for the sake of my well-being, he must say out whatever that has been hidden in the bottom of my heart.

And that he will not mind being another Moron of the Year.

He has decided to start spreading my untrue romance rumours from yesterday onwards.

Talk and talk and talk. Talk until very song hor?

I long long time no use this term already, King of Paparazzis.

A leopard never changes its spots. Best Bud Woo will never change his profession.

I’ve kept my promise. Sorry to keep you waiting if you camped here for the whole of last night.

I’ve specially chose your most handsome picture.