This is driving me crazy.

This female insurance agent from Prudential has been pestering me for ages.

One fine day, I received a call from this weird number. Thinking that it might be SIM, I answered the call.

It turned out to be this insurance agent. And the moment I answered the call, she started yakking on the insurance policy and asked me when I was free to sign the policy.

Wah seh.

When the hell did I sign up for a policy? Moreover, I have got 2 insurance policies under my name already. Surely I don’t need a 3rd one.

I gave a lame excuse and managed to siam the call.

1 week later, another ulu number called and I answered. It turned out to be this stupid insurance agent again.

Stupid me. Answer for what?

This time it’s even worse. She started yakking so fast on the insurance policy that I don’t get what she was saying. And this time round, she even arranged for us to meet at Jurong East JEC McDonald’s to sign that stupid policy.

@#$%&!!!!

Firstly, I’ve never called for an insurance policy.

Secondly, she didn’t even ask if I was interested to get that insurance policy and straight away forced me to go down to sign.

Lastly, I’m not even interested in insurance policies.

Heng ah.

She sms-ed me one day to postpone the schedule meeting date because she claimed that she wasn’t feeling well.

And from then onwards, I decline to answer weird weird numbers.

But this girl just wouldn’t give up.

She never fails to call me everyday. Early in the morning while I was asleep. Late in the afternoon while I was taking my nap.

She likes to choose the time when I was dreaming about my dream girl to call me.

Damn.

Seriously. Why don’t you just give up?

I don’t know how she got my contact number. I don’t know how she knows my name. I’ve never gotten in touch with her in my 21 17 years of my life before.

And regarding insurance policies. I know nuts about them. All these things are usually settled by my parents.

Don’t ask me if she’s chio or not. I’m not interested.

I’ve never seen her before also.

If you are interested to find out, I can give you her number and you go ask if there’s any insurance policy for you or not.

She is making me pissed off.

Just one more time she wakes me up in the morning I’ll answer the call and have a showdown hairdryer session for her.

Gary Chaw is coming to town!

Today is the day of his 1st ever concert in Singapore.

So I’ll see him later tonight.

Woohoo!