This is so unlike me.

Just take a look at this blog.

What’s up with me? The rate I blog nowadays follow a pattern.

Blog one post, rest 2 days.

So so so unlike me.

Last time, after the days whereby police last wore shorts and Goh Chok Tong was still the Prime Minister of Singapore, I can easily go up to 4 posts in a day.

Well. Since I’m relatively free today, let me enlighten those who are wondering why on earth I’m blogging so little.

Actually, I have things to do. 2 outstanding 2000-word essays for both FR and audit, but I feel lazy.

And somemore today is Friday.

And somemore today is a rainy day. Which makes it condusive for sleeping.

I’m going to take a nap after this post.

Well.

End of this post.

Muahahahaha.

Just joking.

Wah seh. 烂梗 sia.

The life I lead now. Not as jia lat as Jeremy’s life now. From what I heard from his lifestyle now.

I go to school on Mondays, Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Fridays.

Except Wednesdays, all are morning lessons. And I stay back after school to do some studying and assignments and tutorials with my friends.

And after that, when I reach home at 5pm, I would be so dead and I will just take a nap all the way until 8pm.

It’s dinner time and my daily dosage of 娱乐百分百. And the day is over.

On Thursdays, I cycle to school to do some mugging with my friends too. The emphasis is not about the mugging, it’s the cycling.

Muhahaha.

But since tutorials and assignments are piling up, might as well clear all of them before it becomes a big big mountain. Now it’s still considered as a plateau.

Weekends I do sleep a lot. To make up of my deprived sleep on weekdays.

So, this is my lifestyle now. Kind of boring.

But at least with that bunch of friends in school. Not that boring.

And I guess James Kwan is kind of famous now.

Even Desmond is asking me about him.

So far, James Kwan has been in a good mood.

So far so good.

But this thing about so far so good is, the moment you say this, all the shit will suddenly befall on you.

But still, James Kwan’s lecturing style suits me. But somehow he stresses people out.

I absorb quite a lot during his lecture, maybe because his style is so similar to Mr Chua.

I seriously wonder if James Kwan and Mr Chua know each other. These 2 personalities have totally the exact same personality.

Now I understand why they say James Kwan wants people to pay 100% attention for the 3 hours during his all his lectures.

Because the things he says, are super important. He explains things in layman term, I think even my dad can understand.

See the notes of FR and without his explanations, you will struggle to read and soon you’ll feel like tearing the notes and burning it.

Sometimes, when I sit down and think about what they say about James Kwan.

I guess maybe we can’t accept the way he treats us, which is like how Mr Chua treats those in NIE, which is like treating us as secondary school kids.

After all, we are all unversity students.

Surely, we will complain.

I mean, which lecturer will ask you to line up and hand up his assignments to him personally?

You will only see this in secondary schools. And when you see this scenario in universities, surely you will complain.

But seriously. Some people are like 1 hour late for lectures. You are old enough to think, and you are a university student, and you are 1 hour late for lectures.

No wonder James Kwan has to scream and yell at you.

But still, lining up to hand in assignment is a bit too absurd.

But never mind.

I just hope I won’t tio aim by him.

Anyway.

I really miss the la kopi sessions at xiao wan mian with the guys.

It’s since been a long long time since I last seen you guys.

I think I should really blog more.

Muahaha.

Time really flies.

It’s just 2 more months to 2010.

Should plan to enjoy after my assignments are done with. And of course, the FM and FR tests.

Jeremy!!! When going East Coast Park, stare at the sea and guys talk?

Edit @ 12.15am, 25 November 2009:

Hi. I’m taking James Kwan’s lecture in SIM.

Song of the Week

午后的风摇晃枝桠 抖落了盛夏
我对着蝉认真说话 在对你牵挂
晚风轻敲着海沙 浪堆积起无暇
我跟纯真在比傻 爱上你放不下

这风景如画 （开满凤凰凤凰花）
院子里花洒 （浇灌着那种情话）
等最美的晚霞 等故事长大

用手中的流沙画一个你呀
曾说过的永远我们一定不会擦
我的青春开始在喧哗
因为大声说爱你而沙哑

用手中的流沙轻描着你的脸颊
也答应说好的未来绝不会重画
许过的承诺我就不会再去拿
因为我爱你呀

将思念压成花 有你的记忆干燥成瓶中沙
像沙漏般想着你滴滴答答
擦美丽的指甲 喝你泡的茶
原来幸福可以这么优雅

不论多大风沙 路多分岔 我一样找到你啊
管它风怎么刮 管雨就怎么下
越痛我就越来越潇洒
不摘不属于自己的花
喔爱闪着泪光为你我可以当傻瓜

这风景如画 （开满凤凰凤凰花）
院子里花洒 （浇灌着那种情话）
等我们的童话 等誓言落下

用手中的流沙画一个你呀
曾说过的永远我们一定不会擦
我的青春开始在喧哗
因为大声说爱你而沙哑

用手中的流沙轻描着你的脸颊
也答应说好的未来绝不会重画
许过的承诺我就不会再去拿
因为我爱你呀

用手中的流沙画一个你呀
曾说过的永远我们一定不会擦
我的青春开始在喧哗
因为大声说爱你而沙哑

用手中的流沙轻描着你的脸颊
也答应说好的未来绝不会重画
许过的承诺我就不会再去拿
因为我爱你呀

Finally.

Finally. Best Bud Woo ORDs.

I bet he has been waiting for this day for a long long time.

And I was telling him about the expressions of other people when they learn of his ORD-ment. People like Zi Cheng and Jeremy.

They will go.

Wah. Finally he ORD already ar?

I was right.

Moments later, Jeremy called to jio me if I wanted to hang out with him for a while to shop for his groceries which he needed for his work.

And I broke the news to him.

The exact expression.

Somehow, we felt that Best Bud Woo served a super long NS. I mean, we are all year 2 students in universities now and he was still stuck in NS.

It’s over anyway. ORD loh.

And I went for a drink with Jeremy, Desmond and Aik Siang.

Jeremy has super irregular working hours. He starts work at 3am, 4am, 5am and some stupid timing, depending on the mood of his boss.

And his boss, from what I have heard from him, is some loser who fails in human resource management, financial management and even time management.

A bloke who thinks everyone else is the problem when it is scientifically, logically and both rationally and irrationally proven that he himself is the big big main problem. Those kind where he assesses others and sacks people but he doesn’t reflect on himself.

Simply someone who is incompetent, just like many many idiots who think they are so competent with those stripes and bars on their army sleeves and shoulders.

Maybe not army sleeves and shoulders. Now, it’s on their chests.

Anyway. Long long time no see. The only people I’ve seen on a frequent basis will be my group of university friends, who are addicted and easily excited by 梁婆婆.

And Jamesy Kwan’s 2000 word essay. Still not so bad. But I heard a 5000 word essay is coming up.

I mean, who writes 5000 words for a 25 marks question during a 3 hour exam?

And I kind of like FM now as well. I hope it doesn’t drive me nuts, like what I foresee how FR will drive me nuts pretty soon.

王沙野峰!!! Classic!!!

Army. LOL!

One More Chance

I was watching this just now.

It’s a great movie. Quite touching too.

Yeah. I know I’m lagged by a few years.

Morale of the story: Be a man, do the right thing.

I’m not that rusty.

I played basketball for the 1st time in a long long time yesterday.

It has been a long long time since I last touched a basketball.

My shooting is way off. Totally off. The touch is totally gone now. To think that I used to be a shooter.

So I can only depend on lay-ups when I played one-on-one with Best Bud Woo.

At least my lay-up skills are still there. My dribbling skills are still there too. If only my shooting touch is still around, I will be invincible.

Muahaha.

I won 11-10. Not bad for someone who never played basketball for maybe like 2 years?

At least hooking does the job for me. I can still hook accurately.

Hahaha.

But I still prefer shooting though. Especially when you are so accurate in long range shots. People can do absolutely nothing to you.

Whereas in lay ups, just put Zi Cheng in front of me and I would be owned pretty badly. Unless I’m a lot faster than him.

Oh well.

Maybe we guys should really have a one good game of basketball soon.

I’m itching for basketball, badminton, pool and bowling. Maybe soccer too!!!

But I feel like driving lah.

PSLE.

Seems like it’s a yearly affair.

I’m talking the obvious.

Hahaha.

PSLE is a yearly affair. Everyone has been through it.

But parents complaining about the tough papers is also a yearly affair.

Every year without fail, since the batch after my batch, parents have been complaining about how tough the Maths paper is. How their kids are so sad and morale low because of the tough paper.

Like what Mr Chua will say.

If the paper is tough, soak it in water and make it softer.

Muahaha.

And despite parents complaining about how tough the PSLE paper is, in the end, kids will end up getting As and A stars.

So what if the paper is difficult? There’s such thing called moderation.

They won’t let the whole cohort fail. Otherwise, secondary school teachers can enjoy a one year holiday. And the primary schools will have a overflooded population of primary school kids.

And the primary school teachers will be overworked.

The toughness of the paper distinguishes between the lousy students and those bright students.

And the definition of lousy students are those kind who 读死书. They can do simple Maths questions, but if you twist the question around, they can’t do it anymore, despite the fact that this question is a case of working backwards.

It’s just like taking a driving test.

If you just memorise the functions of the car, you can move the car forward, but if you can’t reverse your car, the tester will still fail you.

From what I understand, some students memorise the steps to solving some difficult Maths question without understanding.

Now, the trend is understanding. Gone are the days where you memorise the whole book and still get 100.

Now, if you memorise the whole book, you will fail.

And the actions of parents complaining about the tough PSLE papers are giving me the impression that the kids nowadays are weak.

They are the ones going to the exams. If you are so worried, take the exams for them lah.

Why come to their defence? It might be just a simple case of insufficient practising of the past years’ papers. So why blame the PSLE papers for being tough when your kids are still playing soccer one day before the exam?

Not only Maths. Even the Chinese papers are being complained.

So difficult.

Parents nowadays. Like to complain. NS they complain about SAF being so vulgar. Training is so siong. Exams they complain that the papers are so tough.

If you parents want your kids to be successful, they should know how to accept failure. Otherwise, they will be losers in life.

Don’t keep defending them and complain here and there. Independence is the key.

Unless you can take the PSLE on their behalf and carry their FBOs for them during their route march.

Otherwise, just shut up, and let them suffer. So that they can learn.

Kids nowadays are pampered.

By the way, the question that is disputed.

Jim bought some chocolates and gave half of it to Ken. Ken bought some sweets and gave half of it to Jim. Jim ate 12 sweets and Ken ate 18 chocolates. The ratio of Jim’s sweets to chocolates became 1:7 and the ratio of Ken’s sweets to chocolates became 1:4. How many sweets did Ken buy?

Took me just 5 minutes to solve.

Because I solved by using simultaneous equation.

Muahaha.

Ken bought 68 sweets.

Jim bought 308 chocolates.

Boomz.

Zi Cheng complained about a lack of posts here.

Got meh?

Whereas on his side there, there is a lack of posts.

Muahaha.

And recently I have come across this word. Just because of the poor standard of English shown by Ris Low.

Boomz. Boomz. Boomz.

Until now, I still don’t know how to use this word. And I still don’t understand what’s the meaning of this word.

Maybe I know ‘Doomz‘. Simply meaning it’s GG. Game over. Period.

And maybe ‘Zoomz‘. You know those F1 cars that zoom past the Esplanade? Yeah. Zoomz.

Boomz? Meaning loud? A bomb exploded. Boomz.

No. I don’t think that’s what she meant. She weren’t talking about bombs. Or anything that will cause an explosion.

She was talking about clothes. You know. Boomz.

All the various prints. Preens. Whatever.

Seems like this is a new word. But I feel this word lacks the ability to express things. It doesn’t describe things properly.

But somehow, everyone is using it.

This is so boomz.

Huh??

Oh man.

I’ve come up with something better. Better than boomz. And it sure adds in the descriptive essence in the sentence.

This guy is so Junda. He is forever late.

Why is he so Zi Cheng?? Blur leh.

Don’t be such a Kavin, keep gyming whole day.

Her driving skills are so Jeremy.

Seriously. I think all these are better than boomz.

Hahahaha.

So stop all the boomz eh? Those are so not boomz, that’s why.

And give this girl a break. You guys criticised her standard of English. As if Singaporeans do have a great command of English sia.

Her credit card fraud. It’s past tense. Who doesn’t have a past tense? Maybe the things you did are worse.

She gave up her crown. So stop all those talking. Maybe discuss about more important things like how Sheng Siong is trying to buy all the wet markets in Singapore.

Fantasy VS Kung Fu Dunk

I was hunting for Evan Yo’s latest album today at Jurong Point’s CD Rama.

Seriously. Why the shipping of album to Singapore is always late?

Anyway. I saw one incident that amused me

I saw a kid pointing to Jay Chou’s Fantasy album and shouted to his dad.

Dad!! You see!! Kung Fu Dunk!!!

Just when I was laughing deep from the bottom of my heart for this kid being so 年少无知, I thought for a while.

Hmm.

Let’s make a comparison.

Haha. Both do look similar. I just realised it today.

By the way, I guess Secret and Kung Fu Dunk are going to air on Channel U soon.

MRI scan.

This is funny. And gross at the same time.

But not really that gross if she were somebody like Megan Fox??